Overview
A reverse-RPG comedy: you play the monster. The dungeon is a theme park, the heroes are paying guests, and you — an entry-level skeleton — are just here to work your shift, lose convincingly, and make it magical.
How It Works
Built on Phaser: a Boot scene generates placeholder art and a Hub scene is the backstage. The UI is a DOM/CSS overlay (dialogue, toasts, panels) that can be restyled without touching game code, and all content — schedules, dialogue, the jokes — lives in a data folder rather than in the engine. Move with WASD / arrows, E to interact.
Current Status
At milestone M3: three guests, three areas, and a life backstage. The Teen Speedrunner debuts at Ol’ Smoky on Thursdays — he skips your textbox unless you’ve earned his attention, dodges lazy attacks, and wants the whole fight done fast. Complaints now dock stars (don’t interrupt the Grandma’s reading; don’t die too early).